Sex Lies and Smurfs

It’s depressing looking at the pile of survey forms I have to key into Excel. Excel is such a bitch I swear. Reminds me of the SPSS + BMR days where I affectionately named my pimple Benjamin Mohd Raju in tribute to Basic Media Research.

Beautiful Thursday morning nonetheless. Looking forward to JOHN LITTLE SALE @ EXPO HALL X! (I dono which hall exactly la huh) And there’s gonna be a book fair coming up! Wonderful benefits of working near Expo.

Ooo.. Terry says its time for coffee break. Rofl.

SFF is over!

No more long working hours.
No more working on weekends.
No more eyerings.
No more lack of sleep.

Ask me out for movies!
Ask me out to chill!
Ask me out to shop!
Ask me out for drinks!!!!!!

I see the return of my social life!!!!!!!!

And I leave you with crabs. My best friend for the month of July.

Don’t know why I gave the peace sign. So loser. :/

Found this on Jo’s site.

Very fun!

or

That’s how I think I’ll look.

Oh and look what I did!

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Am no fan of canned fruits, but let me know if you’re interested.

Today was my cousin’s baby’s first monthsary/birthday-11months/first month celebration. I didn’t go because I was exhausted.
At the end of the day, my bro brought back a pretty little box and left it on my desk.

Oh, so there was cake at the party and they were nice enough to bring me back some cake! Sho Shweeeeeeeet!!!

And then I opened the box.

I ate it anyway.

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Took this off Lennel’s blog.

1. Your home is on fire..what material items do you save?
Lappie, ipod mini, xiao bai, wallet, whatever cash I can find.

2. You have an unlimited amount of cash to build your dream home. What type of home do you build?
Glass exterior, high techy and metallicky interior, equiped with lovable lil golden retriever puppies that don’t pee or shit.

3. You are walking along a road…you spot a cardboard box at the roadside.
What do you find in the box?
An old rotten slipper.

4. You are about to film the pilot of your very own talk show. What is the topic of today’s show and who are your guests?
xbox gaming (Jade Empire) with any geek on “How to kill that bloody fucktard monster?!”

5. You are stranded on an island with 5 people. You have been voted the leader of the group. What is on your list of priorities to maintain group comfort?
-Water
-Shelter
-Food (besides fish)
-Games master (*giggles*)

6. You have invited some friends over for dinner. You must cook. What do you make for your guests?
Fried eggs with ketchup. x.x

7. You are being chased through a forest. What do you do to escape capture?
Outrun it, trick it, and stab it with twigs.

We’ve had subway twice this week.

The nutrition facts of subway sandwiches are, I feel, overstated.

Ironically, a meal comes with a choice of cookies (often chocolate) or chips.
Please la! Arn’t we not supposed to snack straight after a meal?

What’s worse is that I ALWAYS have the meal.

What’s even worse is that I ALWAYS finish the cookies.

What’s even worse than that is the undeniable fact that I ENJOY it!

I AM A FAN OF SUBWAY!

Terry celebrated his 19th yesterday. Happy birthday boy!
(He just walked over with a self- made “Do not disturb! In operation” sign.)

I spent half of today informing people about Saturday’s cooking competition. Some guy wanted to know where he could park his 2.4m vehicle so he could bring nitrogen. Apparently, it gives a smokey effect and keeps the dish cold. -_-’

3 core events down. 2 more plus food world to go! Then I’ll be free and we can all go for drinks at Iguana/that new place after work.

Special thanks to Jolene and Lennel who came to visit, bringing egg tarts and cookies. Sho Shweeeet!
Next core event will be at Bugis. Some veggie thingy.

If you’re wondering what veggies can do for you, head on down to Parco Bugis Junction this Saturday. Admission is free! Free broccolli for the first 10 customers who present their UOB charge slip. Terms and conditions apply. (Kidding la)

Come make friends with our Celery mascots! Learn how vegetarian kway chap can change your life! This is THE event you wouldn’t want to miss. So bring your friends and family and join us in celebration of healthy living.
(Still kidding la)

Don’t hide your veggies in your milk ar.

Going for lunch.

Bye!

Besides sending out media invites, I didn’t do anything productive today.

Oh….. this is the life…

Aiights! Everything seems to be going fine for now. I like it! Guess I’m shifting again. Links to be updated!

If you thought html was bad, php is worse.

Ahah. Yet another new blog. Figuring out some PHP shit.