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Sex Lies and Smurfs

No sex, some lies, all smurfs

10 September 2005

Omg! You killed Gary!

Feels good after I reformatted Baatok. He is now working much faster. Codecs are working fine, lotsa disk space, and my desktop hasn’t been this clean in a looooong loooooooong while.

But I lost my frigging ftp user name and password. :/

Went for dinner at Billy Bombers with the bug.


My sandwich succumbed to the forces of gravity.


I ate it all, Big Breakfast style. But not enought space for the kantang.

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7 more weeks till the end of SIP. :)


Found a Gary when I left home yesterday. It unleashed the devil in me. :twisted:

I didn’t do anything to it la.

8 September 2005

Bad Parenting

2 September 2005

You can’t catch me, I’m the gingerbread man!


It’s me and the gingerbread man! (Terry suspects its a gingerbread girl though)

It’s a Friday, and I’m fucking thankful for it. :)

31 August 2005

No no No nO no

Your dating personality profile:

Big-Hearted – You are a kind and caring person. Your warmth is inviting, and your heart is a wellspring of love.
Shy – You are often timid around others, though you will open up when the right person comes along.
Liberal – Politics matters to you, and you aren’t afraid to share your left-leaning views. You would never be caught voting for a conservative candidate.

Your Top Ten Traits

1. Big-Hearted
2. Shy
3. Liberal
4. Adventurous
5. Practical
6. Romantic
7. Funny
8. Traditional
9. Sensual
10. Intellectual

Your date match profile:

Shy – You are put off by people who are open books. You are drawn to someone who is a bit more mysterious. You want to draw him out of his shell and get to know what he is all about.
Practical – You are drawn to people who are sensible and smart. Flashy, materialistic people turn you off. You appreciate the simpler side of living.
Big-Hearted – You want someone compassionate, someone gentle and kind. A loving, nurturing person will fill that hole in your life.

Your Top Ten Match Traits

1. Shy
2. Practical
3. Big-Hearted
4. Adventurous
5. Romantic
6. Intellectual
7. Wealthy/Ambitious
8. Funny
9. Traditional
10. Athletic

Take the Online Dating Profile Quiz at Dating Diversions

Edit
Bloody duck is pissing me off!

24 August 2005

Melancholy

Why do cats look so sad?

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Red roses were her favorites, her name was also Rose.And every year her husband sent them, tied with pretty bows.The year he died, the roses were delivered to her door.The card said, “Be my Valentine,” like all the years before.

Each year he sent her roses, and the note would always say,”I love you even more this year, than last year on this day.”"My love for you will always grow, with every passing year.”She knew this was the last time that the roses would appear.

She thought, he ordered roses in advance before this day.Her loving husband did not know, that he would pass away.He always liked to do things early, way before the time.Then, if he got too busy, everything would work out fine.

She trimmed the stems, and placed them in a very special vase.Then, sat the vase beside the portrait of his smiling face.She would sit for hours, in her husband’s favorite chair.While staring at his picture, and the roses sitting there.

A year went by, and it was hard to live without her mate.With loneliness and solitude, that had become her fate.Then, the very hour, as on Valentines before,The doorbell rang, and there were roses, sitting by her door.

She brought the roses in, and then just looked at them in shock.Then, went to get the telephone, to call the florist shop.The owner answered, and she asked him, if he would explain,Why would someone do this to her, causing her such pain?

“I know your husband passed away, more than a year ago,”The owner said, “I knew you’d call, and you would want to know.”"The flowers you received today, were paid for in advance.”"Your husband always planned ahead, he left nothing to chance.”

“There is a standing order, that I have on file down here,And he has paid, well in advance, you’ll get them every year.There also is another thing, that I think you should know,He wrote a special little card…he did this years ago.”

“Then, should ever, I find out that he’s no longer here,That’s the card…that should be sent, to you the following year.”She thanked him and hung up the phone, her tears now flowing hard.Her fingers shaking, as she slowly reached to get the card.

Inside the card, she saw that he had written her a note.Then, as she stared in total silence, this is what he wrote…”Hello my love, I know it’s been a year since I’ve been gone,I hope it hasn’t been too hard for you to overcome.”

“I know it must be lonely, and the pain is very real.For if it was the other way, I know how I would feel.The love we shared made everything so beautiful in life.I loved you more than words can say, you were the perfect wife.”

“You were my friend and lover, you fulfilled my every need.I know it’s only been a year, but please try not to grieve.I want you to be happy, even when you shed your tears.That is why the roses will be sent to you for years.”

“When you get these roses, think of all the happiness,That we had together, and how both of us were blessed.I have always loved you and I know I always will.But, my love, you must go on, you have some living still.”

“Please…try to find happiness, while living out your days.I know it is not easy, but I hope you find some ways.The roses will come every year, and they will only stop,When your door’s not answered, when the florist stops to knock.”

“He will come five times that day, in case you have gone out.But after his last visit, he will know without a doubt,To take the roses to the place, where I’ve instructed him,And place the roses where we are, together once again.”

23 August 2005

Senseless post on a cold rainy day

Wah piang. Feel like eating Mac’s apple pie. Now that they have a 24/7 delivery service (with NO minimum order!), can ask them to deliver to your doorstep leh!

But of course, there’s a 2 dollar delivery fee. So if I just call 6777 3777 at 2 am and say “Hello, 1 apple pie please” also will think not value for money leh.

Since Ness, Amin and Rebecca work in the next building hor, so plus Terry and me, we should order 5 apple pies la. Leddat 2 dollar divided by 5 is 40 cents nia!

So wu hua! :D

But buy more of course more worth it ma. 10 extra value meals delivery charge 2 dollar. 1 apple pie delivery charge oso 2 dollar ma! Next time I organize party I will order 50 EVM meals.

Then the operator will tell me. “Uh. Cannot leh. Too many liao. Later motor bike peng.”

Then I will say “Nahbeh your advertisement say no minimum order ma. Also never say got maximum order.”

Then the operator will say “Uh. Ok la. We send to you in 2 differ batches kay? So your food hor, half will be colder then the other half lo. Hee Hee.”

Then I will say “HUH?! Wah Piang, you cannot send two motorbike ar?”

Then the operator will say “Hee hee.. then leddat hor.. 2 motorbike, means 2 x 2, equals 4 dollar delivery charge leh! hee hee.”

Then I will say “Nah beh. Dowanna buy liao.”

Then I will dial the KFC delivery hotline.

Edit


Found this baby outside my house. Neighbour buy new car meh? :shock:

Edit again
I know mac got van la!

19 August 2005

Pooi

Only worked on Monday and Friday this week. Was down with food poisoning on Tuesday and Wednesday (fuck oysters), and was on leave on Thursday.

Had less than 3 hours of sleep last night, and I’m not in the best of moods. :x

*sulks*

13 August 2005

Of sleepless nights and the sweetest dreams…


Ee yer! Why this crab… got hair de!

Nah beh, I’m battling 3 mossie bites now, 2 of which are on the back of my palm. The weirdest thing is that I was typing when I got it. How could I have missed the little bitch? :twisted:

I used to have a junior who told me during band camp, that our body has a natural vibration that prevents mosquito bites. So if you stay still, they wont bite. I went home with many bites la. Now that I remember, if I see this fella again, I will hit him.
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I haven been taking SBS for quite a while. Took a bus from Paya Lebar on Natioal Day. Was freaking tired. 5 min journey. Pressed the bell, got out of my seat and walked to the door. Tapped my wallet at the dee dee machine.

Eh, like no sound hor. So I was furiously whacking my wallet at bloody dee dee machine while staring outta the bus. Then it suddenly dawned on me that passengers can only tap X meters from their alighting point. So malu.

SBS so niao for what? If everyone were to pay 64 cents per trip, they’ll still make money la. If people don’t take SBS, then take what?! Tibs bus got baby cockroaches de. Not saying that SBS buses dont have la. But tibs buses got more. (REALLY!).

SMRT also super annoying. Keep making announcements.
“May we have your attention please.. for your own safety, please stand behind the yellow line.. Da jia qing zhu yi…”
(Ya la, we know la.)

“..please do not leave your belongings unattended….”
(Hello, we are Singaporeans, the only things we leave unattended are tissue packets used to chop seats in hawker centers.)

“..the train on platform B, is not for passenger service..”
(Then use for what?!)

“..eating and drinking on the train…”
(Do you know that one of the reasons gum was banned in Singapore was because people used to stick gum on mrt and bus seats? But recently, certain brands of gum have been sold because of dental benefits. But when you buy hor, they will take down your IC number. So when a piece of gum is found on an MRT seat, the SWAT team will come in, extract the gum and bring it back to the CSI labs. Then, they will tabulate the list of gum buyers on record. Then they will match these people with the toothmarks on the gum. Then AHAH! They will find the criminal. Then the criminal will have to serve CWO.)

11 August 2005

>:(

When will SIP ever end? :cry:

-Special hug for Jolene and Ame-

National day fireworks were awesome. Great display, great company. Made all the skooshing, nudging and rushing worth it. (:

Work’s still a bitch. Lotsa post sff and pre ff stuff to be done. My social life seems to be fading away again.


The little cubicle I’m confined to for 6 months.


Mr Orange that keeps me safe and warm. rofl.

Anyone interested in catching Wedding Crashes Crashers?!

And all the roads that lead to you were winding
And all the lights that light the way are blinding
There are many things that I would like to say to you
But I don’t know how

I said maybe
You’re gonna be the one who saves me?
And after all
You’re my wonderwall

(:

8 August 2005

Monkey love banana, banana love monkey

My hair is now golden. First reactions:

Ling: All you need is a parang.

Bro: So lian!

Terry: Golden?! o.o

Flora: Jin mao x x (I forgot la huh!)

Rosalind: I got headache. Now I see your hair, more headache.

Jessica: Okay what.

Camy: Quite nice. Just put a bit of oil cause it looks dry.

You loong: Yes! Today everybody on leave!

Mom: Drink your fruit juice.

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Charlie and the Choc Factory is a must watch! Johnny Depp sibei cool ar. But very different from the Wonka I imagined after reading the book la.

I’m thinking of dying my hair to a dark shade of brown. It’s just.. too light!

Early Monday morning in the quiet office. Snuggled in my jacket, listening to Class 95 and hugging my bright orange cushion. The simple pleasures in life. :)