Sex Lies and Smurfs

*Brushes cobwebs off this blog*

Good Christmas evening one and all. It is I, Cherlock @ home. I am not dead. I am on twitter. But, it’s high time for me to start updating this blog regularly.

Not because anyone’s reading, but because I’m getting forgetful. I no longer remember what I did last week, nor 3 days ago. Also because I’ve been keeping too many thoughts (both healthy and unhealthy) locked away in my brain. I believe this cognitive overload is the reason for my drooping right eyelid.

My right eye is half the size of my left. On good days, it is 3/4s the size. I was born this way. My brother has this condition too.

FML.

So I’m writing once again in hope that my right eyelid stays perky.

I’m embarking on a new project come 2010. Post details as soon as I get inspired. Merry Christmas!

There may be plenty of fishes in the sea. But most of them are guppies.

Wondering how many (500) days I’ll have with how many Summers.

I hate being wrong. There were always times when I felt like the world could stop spinning and it wouldn’t matter. Unfortunately, I’ve been wrong more than ever. Even when it felt so right.

So what makes it different this time?

It’s been quite a while, hasn’t it.

Something tells me that change is coming. I believe it’s something good.

We’ll see.

God bless!

Life’s been good. Passed my driving test even with a super mean tester. Sent Neutron for servicing for his flickering screen. Got a new Neutron. Came with a free iTouch
Played Left4dead for the first time. Awesome. Played Spore on Neutron. First time in almost 3 years I played a decent game. Watched all seasons of How I met your mother. Awesomeness.
Designed something pretty at work last week. Upgrade iPhone firmware to 3.0. Discovered sharing applications. Jolene rawks. Got my UOB card. Got my PA card. Awaiting my driving license. Awaiting the Left4dead member card. Bought Hugsy. Bought Mighty Muggs. Bought super discounted graphic novels.

I can’t stop sneezing. I hope its not the flu.

Worm: i have to go ps today..

Tiggrr: o

Tiggrr: ps has toys

Worm: u have hugsy ..so no more toys for u

Tiggrr : hugsy needs toys?

Tiggrr :giggles

Worm: what?!

Worm: then hugsy’s toys need toys too?

Tiggrr : yup

Hello everyone. *waves sadly*

No, this is not the Smurf talking. This is Jojo. From rumpleoodles.com

And why am I here, waving sadly, you might ask? Simple. BECAUSE MY BLASTED BLOG IS DOWN!!!!!!!!!

That makes me sad, and hence I am suffering from withdrawal symptoms so the Smurf kindly asked if I wanted to guest blog here. In any case, she doesn’t have time to blog! Hahahaha. Aww.

OMG!!!!! I THINK MY BLOG IS BACK UP!!!!! *breathes* Please stay up please please please. I don’t like it when anything that has to do with technology doesn’t work the way it’s supposed to. Guess you could call it a pet peeve.

Like… when my internet connection is down. Hoo boy, you don’t want to be near me when that happens. I get irrationally pissed off at the modem, the internet, the router, the laptop… noisy children, yellow Skittles, orange M&Ms… everything. In essence, I suppose what happens is that my dislike for every little thing is magnified. So, good luck to you if I didn’t already like you when I was in a good mood. Haha.

But hmm, I love my friends though! I just don’t think I’m very friendly to people I don’t like. Or know very well. Anti-social. Or shy. Take your pick! Oh wait, don’t. Because whether I’m shy or anti-social has everything to do with whether I like you or not. *insert sweet smile*

I’m not a social butterfly!! Pft.. I actually don’t like making new friends =X
It takes a lot of energy hahaha.

Didn’t think that I’ll be too busy to blog after getting a job. Now I hardly even have the time to tweet! Goodness.
But life’s pretty good. Doing stuff I like at work (for now).

Driving’s pretty smooth too. Nobody pissing me off just yet.

Working during weekdays, keep fit during weekends.

Gosh.. thats… it? 55 words??

Been ‘busy!’
Cheggout tweet updates on the right…

Spent the entire afternoon figuring stuff for the new site. I haven left home since Sunday and I’m probably turning into a full fledged geek.

There are so many emotional issues to sort out that I can no longer find a focal point. All I can think about now is that I want to eat a banana.

As some of you may have noticed, moved.in died on me. Special thanks to Jo who hosted me on rumpledoodles and Lennel for hosting me on moi-nonpl.us.

Still hoping for moved.in to come back on. The main domain’s at smurfism.com, where there’ll be links to my portfolio and to here.

Hopefully I’ll be hardworking and try to fix up the site soon. Haha..

To new beginnings!